The Mission Statement Generator that you always yearned

In order to position your bleeding edge technology solution developed for rapidly evolving and ruthlessly competent global markets, and which seamlessly aligns Businesses to IT, that which harnesses synergistic and agile global delivery models to authoritatively reduce the total cost of ownership and dramatically improve the overall return of investment, the Dilbert’s Mission Statement Generator might just be the right tool you need.

Arranged or Love?

“A love marriage sees a relationship getting promoted to matrimony, whereas an arranged one promotes matrimony to a relationship.”

This is what an un-authoritative me would come up with if asked to express the difference between two marriage forms in an un-sophisticated one liner.